What does Batman do when Alfred gets a better offer and hands in his notice? He places a help wanted ad.
Position Vacant – Personal assistant
A rare position has become available as a personal assistant to one of Gotham City’s elite. The role is dynamic and challenging, almost two roles in one. By day duties are consistent with a personal butler, maintaining a lively social calendar, discreetly managing a variety of acquaintances and intimates, hands on assistance in corporate and philanthropic work.
It is by night that this role really comes into its own. Evening duties will be allocated on an ad hoc basis and the applicant will need to be reactive and fast thinking in a wide range of situations.
A strong background in surveillance and developing technologies is a must, proficiency in the use of firearms and experimental weaponry would be an advantage.
The role may involve travel and definitely requires creative problem solving abilities. Applicants should not be prone to claustrophobia.
A broad mind is required as the personal assistant is likely to meet an eclectic assortment of associates from the fringes of society.
The successful applicant can expect board and lodging in a stately manor and above minimum wage. Must be endlessly flexible and discreet.
Please submit your application in a coded message, carefully hidden in plain sight. The client will respond if you are successful.
Must like bats.